God witnessing a human drinking cow's milk for the first time

  • god: why are you approaching that cow
  • god: what are you doing
  • god: no
  • god: what
  • god: are you seriously going to do that
  • god: oh fuck, he's doing it
  • god: he's actually doing it
  • god: this is fucked up
  • god: I've fucked up

If this species is to survive indefinitely we need to become a multi-planet species. We need to go to Mars, and Mars is a stepping stone to other solar systems.

We, today, are Earth-reliant. We’re dependent on being on this planet. We are not a multi-planet species yet … Only multi-planet species survive for long periods of time.

NASA chief administrator Charles Bolden

Bolden also said that with some increases to NASA’s budget we’ll be able to go to Mars by the 2030s.

(via policymic)

I have wanted to kill myself a hundred times, but somehow I am still in love with life.

– Voltaire (via verachtend)

Apparently it’s a thing to crochet sweaters for turtles

kyos-cock:

So I accidentally discovered this picture while i was looking for cute things to crochet and THERE ARE ENTIRE BLOGS DEDICATED TO TURTLE COZIES.

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THEY LOOK SO CUTE THEY HAVE NORMAL ONES

THEY HAVE ONES THAT LOOK LIKE FUCKING BOWSER

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THEY HAVE ONES SHAPED LIKE ANIMALSimage

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THEY HAVE ENTIRE BLOGS DEDICATED TO MAKING YOUR TURTLES LOOK LIKE FOOD

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THE PUMPKIN IS SO CUTE BUT THIS GEM IS MY PERSONAL FAVORITE:

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BUT HOW DO YOU CHOOSE A FAVORITE WHEN THEY’RE ALL SO CUTE

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